You’ll get all worked up over lending your friends, like, $5 and them not Venmo-ing you back immediately but still going to get iced coffee with Kelly. You’re an expert at being a martyr and pretending you don’t care about shit when you’re actually just waiting for someone to notice you. Most likely to: Dedicate your Oscar speech to your haters because you couldn’t have done it without them. You spend a lot of time trying to be a good friend and partner, and when someone puts that to the test, it makes your whole worldview shake.
You’d like to think you’re pretty petty, and, welp, you are! While your haters might think you’ve got a big, sensitive ego, the thing that actually fucks you up the most is your fierce and undying loyalty to friends. Your New Moon To-Do List, by Sun Sign Leo (July 23 to August 22) Are you not enough to entertain this person? Are they trying to bother you? What if the other two are talking mad shit about you to each other? There’s so much to consider! You get really testy when a friend invites someone you don’t like to tag along with you guys. So sensitive! Your feelings are v tender, so when someone makes you doubt yourself, you lash out. Most likely to: Talk mad shit about them to loudmouth friends until they hear. SMH at every local who shares Onion articles like they’re real. You have no time for ignorant people, and your pet peeve is when people share dumb opinions on Facebook. You’re always three steps ahead of everyone when it comes to considering all the options. You tend to consider all sides of something, even if you don’t mean to, so when you’re petty, it’s a very calculated move. Most likely to: Give someone the silent treatment until you both rot and die. You can be a bit possessive, and you might say you don’t care that your current boyf still follows his ex on Instagram, but it hurts nonetheless. While you’re legions above your peers in maturity, you can still be kind of stubborn and you know this.
Most likely to: Roast someone IRL in front of everyone they know. to go rock climbing anyway, but it’s effed up that they didn’t even tell you to begin with! What really pisses you off is when your friends leave you out of stuff. Because of your aggressively honest personality, you don’t consider yourself “petty,” but deep down, you know you might be. Never one to sit and fester with anger, you’d prefer to just pop off right then and there. You live your life out loud and without apology.
Here’s exactly how your sign shows its petty side: Aries (March 21 to April 19)
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